Superlatives

The Hosts encourage listeners to give themselves fun names when submitting content to the show. In Episode 16, Anna decides that both of the hosts should also provide 'fun names' like the listeners do. From Episode 16, Anna and Gabe provide their own superlatives at the beginning and ending of each episode.

One interesting thing to note is that the hosts often give themselves similar superlatives to ones that have already used, although this is most probably on accident. In Episode 16 Gabe called hirself "Gabe of the perpetual exhaustion" and in Episode 18 "Gabe, lord of perpetual exhaustion". Anna dubbed themself "Anna, the swamp-witch" in Episode 16 and "Anna a member of the union for swamp creature" in Episode 33, so it appears that the creatures of the swamp have indeed unionized and that the swamp-witch is indeed one of them.

Host Superlatives
Anna-


 * the swamp-witch (Episode 16)
 * the disgraced Jedi (Episode 17)
 * lord of perpetual motion (Episode 18)
 * the 76th file on your desktop (Episode 19)
 * the 404 error page when you try to surf the internet (Episode 20)
 * a single blade of grass (Episode 21)
 * the sun. Don't look directly at me - please don't (Episode 22)
 * the archbishop of knitting (Episode 23)
 * the secret mail-man that brings you secret mail (Episode 24)
 * the king of the frog-wizards (Episode 25)
 * currently the crowned royal of headache central (Episode 26)
 * recently 22 (Episode 27)
 * aspiring vampire (Episode 28)
 * a merperson, but with the fish half on the top (Episode 29)
 * a 15 lb weighted blanket (Episode 30)
 * the unfortunate snowman (Episode 31)
 * the really bad farm-gay (Episode 32)
 * a member of the union for swamp creatures (Episode 33)
 * a sentient sword the gives you annoying and slightly dubious powers (Episode 34)
 * a cool android with laser eyes (Episode 35)
 * the world's top earring connoisseur (Episode 36)
 * the world's No. 1 fan of Tim Allen's Christmas movies (Episode 37)
 * the disgruntled inheritance of liminal spaceness (Episode 38)
 * the sixth Beetle, named Bingo (Episode 39)
 * a shitty vampire who pretends to be hundres of years old, but was actually turned in - like - 2009 (Episode 40)
 * the sexiest alien in this space-walmart (Episode 41)
 * Aspiring Spock-romancer (Episode 42)
 * the chess wizard, or chizard if you will (Episode 43)
 * unfortunate cord gremlin (Episode 44)
 * extremely bad at bloodborne (Episode 45)
 * the disgruntled owner of a murderous cactus (Episode 46)
 * the swarn enemy of all things winter related (Episode 47)
 * latent geometry wizard (Episode 48)
 * sitting in the corner waiting for in-person cons to happen again because I want to dressed in a shitty costume and spend too much money, please, god (Episode 49)
 * podcaster (derogatory) (50th Episode Special Part 1)
 * the 678th book you said you would not buy and you have indeed bought (Episode 51)
 * the only thing that stands between me and my local library is an hour and a half (Episode 52)
 * internationally acclaimed fanfiction writer (Episode 53)
 * Spirit, Stallion of the Silmarillion (Episode 54)

Gabe-


 * of the perpetual exhaustion (Episode 16)
 * the fifth horseman of the apocalypse (Episode 17)
 * lord of perpetual exhaustion (Episode 18)
 * and I'm the fourth picture in your camera roll (Episode 19)
 * the purveyor of 2 am memes (Episode 20)
 * the princex of bad hair decisions (Episode 21)
 * Schrödinger's shirtless torso (Episode 22)
 * the glockenspiel (Episode 23)
 * the gay (Episode 24)
 * that single piece of junk-mail you keep leaving in your mailbox (Episode 25)
 * king of the seas (all of them) (Episode 26)
 * the sentient pumpkin-spice latte (Episode 27)
 * the gingersnap of people (Episode 28)
 * leader of the rat-gang, a literal gang of rats (Episode 29)
 * candy-corn kernel (Episode 30)
 * a very spooky Gabe (Episode 31)
 * the extremely, and sexily, tired bog-witch (Episode 32)
 * Lord Gabriel Gabington of Gaberford Manor (Episode 33)
 * a large and unexpectedly smooth rock (Episode 34)
 * the soon-to-be birthday lad (Episode 35)
 * a sexy piece of [redacted] (Episode 36)
 * the Krampus's hot cousin (Episode 37)
 * the New Year's resolution to increase being a menace (Episode 38)
 * the most recent spam called you received; sorry about that (Episode 39)
 * the friend who pesters you about that grink from the one tweet (Episode 40)
 * (technically complete) (Episode 41)
 * the Switzerland for the Trekkie - Trecker debate (Episode 42)
 * selfdiagnosed with trash-brain (Episode 43)
 * the asthmatic rat (Episode 44)
 * and most definitely not a secret Russian clone sent to replace hir for nefarious purposes (Episode 45)
 * bagel, spelled "bee a gee el e" by Anna, by Fall Out Boy, by William Maranci (Episode 46)
 * the middle stage of an anamorphs cover (Episode 47)
 * MC Popcat Esquire (Episode 48)
 * Gay-Dog Matchmaker (Episode 49)
 * who may be blocked on on discord, did I? No, but maybe I did? But did I? No, but maybe? (50th Episode Special Part 1)
 * here as usual again my will (50th Episode Special Part 2)
 * who is racist against the French (Episode 51)
 * who cannot seem to shlorp the comedy braincells back into place (Episode 52)
 * bobcat in training (Episode 53)
 * who is currently wearing an uncomfortably sexy robe (Episode 54)

Listener Superlatives
Alex-


 * your favourite local bog crow (Episode 52) (Episode 54)

DJ-


 * the dumb gay (Episode 48), (Episode 52)
 * the usurped gay (Episode 54)

duckling-


 * unexpected
 * none (Episode 48) (Episode 52) (Episode 53)
 * toy duckling, like real duckling but is toy (Episode 54)

Emily


 * false king (Episode 48)
 * the wizened old crone (Episode 49)

Gabe's mum


 * none (Episode 48)

(Anna's friend) Lauren


 * none (Episode 53)

Lottie


 * probably isn't a giant (Episode 49)
 * who's sorry for truly the first time in her life (Episode 53)

MK


 * the extremely tired muppet (Episode 49)

redunancy


 * none (Episode 53)

Rose


 * the one who knits (Episode 52)

Satan's Personal Delivery Boy


 * none (Episode 49) (Episode 52)

Tess


 * you know ;) (Episode 53)

the pointing spiderman meme


 * but it's impostor syndrome and god complex (Episode 48)

Vapemaster


 * none (Episode 53)